The Temple of Doom

Says the congregation:

"He's tearing the synagogue apart... when he stands and holds the Torah, people want to throw up."

This in response to one of Bernie Madoff's henchman becoming chairman of the "Temple of Doom," AKA the Fifth Avenue Synagogue which I believe is below the Starbucks next to Bergdorf Goodman across the street from the Mac store.
And really... The Temple of Doom? Is this the new Indiana Jewnes?
I wish I had my Bar Mitzvah at The Temple of Doom.