On Getting To Register Your Shrimp For Battle @ The Shrimp Olympics As Per My Aquatic Alter Ego: Pete "Ponytail" Maloney AKA Jumbo Ghost Pt. III

Well you gotta start somewhere champ, and I'm definitely the guy to steer you in the right direction.
We all want our competitions to be safe and fair. Definitely not like the Eel Slapping charades that sparked up so much controversy in the late '90's. It was very disrespectful to the art of what we as Shrimp Fighter's have crafted over the years. Especially after they found the heavy weight champion of last years Eel Slap-orama in a porn he had been used in early on. And of course the entire aquatic community took some major back lash for it.
Before I get into the registering aspect, I'd like to direct your attention to, www.ShrimpOlympics2010.com
It's a petition page us Shrimp-heads have started to try and get our sport at Sea World's annual fish-lympics. We feel Shrimp battling should be on the bill along with, Bob for blow fish, sea lion wrestling, and everyone's favorite, Dolphin wet T-Shirt contests. You haven't lived until you've seen a dolphin in a white T, they paint nipples on, and it's just, it's exhilarating.
So go sign that petition Henry! You'll be glad you did when we're sitting in Florida next year watching our Shrimp go toe to toe in the whale tank. Flip flops and the smell of fish!
Of course the whales will be parading outside, strapped vertical on flat bed trucks, with the hoses on them, as Sea World plays America the Beautiful over the loudspeakers.
Now for registering your shrimp, you don't have to travel at all!
Great right?
All the ISCA (International Shrimp Competitors of America) needs is the weight, DOB, kill count (if any), fighting colors, and a $15 deposit for each one.
It's super simple, go to www.ISCA.com and fill out the forms and lean back, coach, and battle.
You're a great candidate for the ISCA, and since I'm a twenty year member, and I'm very charitable to them as well, so I'm sure a recommendation from me will go a very long way for you.
You'll be great kid.
Once your in, with colors, and endorsements, I can see this market getting gobbled up by ESPN.