Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Last Email Cpl. Clifford A. White Received From The Executive Edior @ The BFP

Cpl. White,
We’ve received your revised letter to the editor and have reviewed it. We still find one sentence that remains troublesome with respect to libel and that’s the section in which you say “…so they can stick a needle in their arm and fall into a coma in the woods behind my house…” We’d like to remove that particular remark so that the sentence would end with “…frightful vagabonds, skulking and begging for change.”
Making the aforementioned change would satisfy our concerns regarding the libel issue and bring the letter to the bare minimum level of civility, although in general it still remains unnecessarily hostile and, quite frankly, repugnant to us personally, as we imagine it will be to many of our readers. We will print it, however, since everyone, regardless of background or circumstances, is equal in the eyes of the editorial board of this newspaper, provided they maintain certain standards of respect toward their fellow human beings. This means that, to us, the people you call “bums” have the exact same rights as you do and are most definitely held in the same regard as taxpaying citizens. That, Cpl. White, is what journalism really is. Incidentally, it also happens to be the fundamental principle on which the country you say you love was founded.
We appreciate your efforts in revising the letter and, with the aforementioned change made, we plan to run it in our upcoming edition of June 17.
Thank you.
NAME REMOVED
GM, Southern Dutchess News/Beacon Free Press

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Revised more "PC" Cpl. Clifford White Retaliation on The "Homeless Individual" Rufus King

I eat at a delightful local family diner for breakfast regularly, two eggs sunny side up, side of hash browns, and a black coffee. Not many things can ruin such a meal. This Wednesday though, The Beacon Free Press made me lose my appetite. Trust me Editor, I am not one with a weak stomach. I licked the rations from my cold knife in Korea. I ate a bologna sandwich, watching my wife give birth to our first born in the bed of our ’67 pick up truck. This is about Blue Collar, and Blue Collar ethics. Something I thought this paper stood for until you outraged me beyond repair. I stormed out of this delightful local family diner without paying and had to return later that afternoon once my bearings returned to me. I don’t understand where this paper finds the gall to run a letter penned by a bum, or a person without a home or whatever is politically correct these days. How does this dispossessed individual even get access to a computer? Should I be concerned that our children are using the same public library that this dispossessed individual is somehow finagling his way into? I haven’t been this livid since Carter came into office. Now this bum demands an apology from me? In my own town?! A town that I pay taxes in. Each callous on my hands is a callous I got from pouring sweat and blood into my paycheck. I deserved these calluses. Not like this individual who gets his blisters scraping the waste from the bottom of my garbage can.
These people are a serious problem. In a time when Beacon is undergoing a major revamping, it is hard to restore an attractive image, when our streets are spilling with frightful vagabonds, skulking, begging for change so they can stick a needle in their arm and fall into a coma in the woods behind my house. I’ve had enough. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.
They hover outside all of our shops waiting to pick from the crumbs that fall from our laps as we wipe them off after a meal on Main Street. They flock around me like pigeons as I walk down Main. I say we rent some vans and fill them with all the dispossessed individuals that are littered across the streets of this town and leave them somewhere far from our children, our homes, and our cars. I’m sure we can at least dump them near that art gallery that’s down there by the river. I can’t distinguish the people who flock there from the homeless of our city. The installments therein of mangled car parts and broken glass promote what I believe to be death obsessed images that promote sloth and promiscuity, which is what I believe may be at the heart of a lot of the homeless peoples problems. But that’s just me, one simple man’s opinion. I didn’t get to go to school, since I enlisted for the war, so maybe I missed the meaning of these images in the classrooms I never sat in as I spent that time kneeling in the thick bloodied mud and dirt overseas.
Now let me speak on this person Rufus; my friend at the local family diner calls him by a derogatory name that rhymes with Rufus, he can’t be serious. You don’t plant an apple seed and expect to eat from it in the next season. Something like that takes years to happen. He wouldn’t know that because he is too busy being a dispossessed individual.
I’m not taking any more guff from these people. We as a people need to rally together and deliver these people of the street back to the womb that rejected them. My wife tells me that these people came on hard times and that in the Bible the prophets were also dispossessed individuals on the streets of Jerusalem, but that biblical jargon doesn’t hold up in the 21st century. I saw that stuff die, under the path of the Sherman’s that we used to intimidate the Koreans with. It is time to clean up these streets and wipe away these beggars. I will not stand for this behavior. And if the Beacon Free Press decides to run another story by a dispossessed individual I will see to it that this paper will lose my audience and that of many of my likeminded friends who share a common love for an America without a homeless person Epidemic. We are not Russia and I fought to keep it that way. I understand everyone has a right to be heard, but that right goes out the window the second these people decide to lay down, on America’s watch, and use our streets as a hammock as we all work extraordinarily hard to put food on the table. The Beacon Free Press owes it’s tax paying, god fearing citizens a sincere and public apology.
Cpl. Clifford A. White

(I decided to use my middle initial to pay tribute to my grandfather Alabaster White, who was a great man of duty, honor, and country. Now that this article might see print in your paper, I'd like him to have this tribute. He is the reason I am Cpl. Clifford White, and not Mr. Clifford White.)

Clifford White and The Editor of The Beacon Free Press Spar

First, yes I know I'm taking this to far. But I've DVR'd everything I want to watch from last night and while I'm waiting for someone to come shoot hoops with this is the best I can do.

Note the dear Cpl. White, as opposed to the Mr. White in his last letter to me...

Dear. Cpl. White,
We still cannot publish your letter. I’ll be specific. We cannot run a letter in which you refer to people by derogatory terms – such as “Bum” – “filthy human,” “Women with the posture of jumbo shrimp,” “Dufus,” “Gutter Huggers” etc. We also cannot run a letter in which you say an art gallery “promotes nothing but sloth and promiscuity.” (unless you also provide proof for making such a statement).

You certainly do have the right to be heard by your peers, however, by law we cannot print material that is libelous and contains defamation of character references – such as the name-calling. We are not rejecting your letter. We’re simply asking you to submit it in a form that does not force our newspaper to violate the law.

My response to you has absolutely nothing to do with politics. It has everything to do with the law. I have been working in the newspaper industry for over 35 years. I know the law.

Thank you.
NAME REMOVED
Beacon Free Press, Northern Dutchess News

Says Cpl. White:

Mr. NAME REMOVED,
I had no idea you and the Beacon Free Press were running such a PC paper. I have to be honest that I'm rather ashamed of the law then, if the law takes from me my right to speak out against people who are doing nothing but using our streets as their front porch.
I respect your 35 years in the industry. Did you ever serve in the military son? For me, this isn't as much name calling as it is journalism. I'm only reacting to the streets that I am scared to walk through as I get up in my years. Since you have been working in the print industry for 35 years, you, much like myself must be a little long in the tooth. Do you not understand the brevity of this issue, and how I feel when my wife goes to the market on Sunday's worried that she may be knocked over by a bum so he can take her money and groceries. I was deeply offended seeing an article by a bum in your paper. Has no one questioned this madman of the streets?
I understand the law. But I also understand that I have a right to say what I feel. How can anyone be charged with libel if these people have no rights themselves? Surely, they are not held in the same regard as us tax paying citizens. So I went through my letter. I replaced the words Bum, filthy human, and other "offensive" remarks with words hopefully you deem fit to run. I added a little to my art gallery feelings, and hopefully you can find it safe enough for your newsroom.
Weeks ago, I saw an article written in your paper, and it was about this very subject. This person was calling what we have in Beacon a Bum crisis, and I could have sworn she used the word bum a few times. Why then am I not allowed? Have you too joined in harmony with these people ever since that one Bum wrote in to the paper?
Are you i cahoots with this man as well? If so, then it is a very sad day in Beacon.
Below is my again, revised, hopefully more PC letter.
I appreciate your reply and respect your stance in the shadow of the thumb of the law.
Unfortunately, you give me no room to be who I am, unadulterated and honest.
I truly hope that this, somewhat revised letter is fine. If not, I'll hack at it some more. But every time I look at this letter I grow angrier and angrier.
Let's open up the free press and have an honest discourse on this most troubling problem.
good day,
Cpl. Clifford White

Liza Firth: Supporter of Rufus King

Liza will most likely see publication today as she is in stark contrast to Retired Cpl. Clifford White's Go Gettem attitude.
My goal with her is to give Rufus the idea of doing a green tips column. So expect in the coming week such an article from Rufus.


Dear Editor,

For years now I have been traveling up to Beacon from the city almost every friday and I am so pleased you ran this wonderfully heart wrenching letter from Rufus King, our residentially displaced ambassador. He portrays a voice that is seldom heard and unfortunately over looked in today’s world. I hope more people start to show people like him at least a little more respect. I think you should give Rufus King a column in the paper, maybe on how to live the green life. Give the man a job! He obviously knows how to sway the reader. Next time I see a homeless person on the street I will gladly share my extra change so this person might make it through another day. I hope to see more of Rufus on the streets and on this beat!

Thank you Beacon Free Press for allowing such an uplifting and different point of view see the light of day.

Liza Firth

135 4th St

NYC

The Executive Editor of the Beacon Free Press Intervenes

Mr. White,
We are in receipt of your letter but are unable to print it in its present form out of concern for libel and propriety issues. We feel that its tone, language, and message are hateful and constitute what one member of our editorial board deemed a "vile attack" on citizens of our community.
If you'd care to revise the letter, making it a respectful expression of your opinion, we'd be more than happy to review a second submission.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me via e-mail or at ***-****.
Thank you.
NAME REMOVED FOR LEGAL PURPOSES
Executive Editor/General Manager
Southern Dutchess News & Beacon Free Press

Cpl. Cliff White's Rebuke:

Mr. NAME REMOVED,
First, it's Cpl. White, I haven't been a Mr. in over 50 years.
So I am led to believe that you will censor the voice of a man who fought for his country's freedom? I reviewed my letter and saw very little error therein. I have made little changes to ensure that my voice will be heard this Wednesday. In a time when the only thing people have left is their freedom of speech as opposed to the lack of financial security, I find it very very important that you run what I have to say. If my peers and predecessors cannot hear me how will they learn from me and or from what you may call a "vile attack." I find it very indecent of you to reject me. Rejection on the eve of the bum takeover. I am extremely offended that my voice has been questioned. Please re-read my newly noted letter very carefully. I hope for a chance to be given the floor for just a few paragraphs.
This is the biggest insult dealt to me in quite some time. I have revised a few key phrases that would exempt me and the Beacon Free Press from any libel and propriety issues.
Since I have excluded the names of Quinns diner and Poughkeepsie I expect to see my opinion in this Wednesdays paper.
I understand that some people may see what I have to say as a "vile attack" but dear Lord can not a man of my age and of such pride be honored the respect he deserves when he demands that he be heard by his peers? Especially as a homeless person pleads for harmony in a town that experiences much discord!!??
Sir, I think I have deserved the right to be seen in print and let the people of this great town get to see both ends of this very polarized issue.
Please re-read what I have sent below and see that I have taken out all specific names of people in town and in neighboring cities that I don't want to hurt in the process of cleaning these streets.
Mr. NAME REMOVED I would appreciate a swift reply this time as I do not have the time to pander to your politics much longer. I have spoken my mind as an honest and loyal citizen of this town and hope you and your staff, no matter how "vile" my opinion may sound, will run my thoughts. I understand that my letter may sound harsh, but it is the reality that some of your staff might have to come to grips with. My wife thinks I am being a little hard on the homeless and this Rufus character who has really ruffled my feathers, but I have an obligation now to the Common Good to react in the American Arena.
Thank you for your time,
Cpl. Cliff White

Cpl. Clifford White: A Retaliation on Rufus King

I eat at a delightful local family diner for breakfast regularly, two eggs sunny side up, side of hash browns, and a black coffee. Not many things can ruin such a meal. This Wednesday though, The Beacon Free Press made me lose my appetite. Trust me Editor, I am not one with a weak stomach. I licked the rations from my cold knife in Korea. I ate a bologna sandwich, watching my wife give birth to our first born in the bed of our ’67 Chevy pick up truck. This is about Blue Collar, and Blue Collar ethics. Something I thought this paper stood for until you outraged me beyond repair. I stormed out of this delightful local family diner without paying and had to return later that afternoon once my bearings returned to me. I don’t understand where this paper finds the gall to run a letter penned by a bum, or a person without a home or whatever is politically correct these days. How does this Bum even get access to a computer? Should I be concerned that our children are using the same public library that this bum is somehow finagling his way into? I haven’t been this livid since Carter came into office. Now this bum demands an apology from me? In my own town?! A town that I pay taxes in. Each callous on my hands is a callous I got from pouring sweat and blood into my paycheck. I deserved these calluses. Not like this filthy human who gets his blisters scraping the waste from the bottom of my garbage can.
These bums are a serious problem. In a time when Beacon is undergoing a major revamping, it is hard to restore an attractive image, when our streets are spilling with bearded women with the posture of jumbo shrimp, begging for change so they can stick a needle in their arm and fall into a coma in the woods behind my house. I’ve had enough. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.
They hover outside all of our shops waiting to pick from the crumbs that fall from our laps as we wipe them off after a meal on Main Street. They flock around me like pigeons as I walk down Main. I say we rent some vans and fill them with all the bums that are littered across the streets of this town and dump them off somewhere far from our children, our homes, and our cars. I’m sure we can at least dump them near that art gallery that’s down there by the river. That thing also needs to go. It promotes nothing but sloth and promiscuity.
Now let me speak on this person Rufus; my friend at the local family diner calls him Dufus, he can’t be serious. You don’t plant an apple seed and expect to eat from it in the next season. Something like that takes years to happen. He wouldn’t know that because he is too busy being a bum.
I’m not taking any more guff from these people. We as a people need to rally together and deliver these gutter huggers back to the womb that rejected them. My wife tells me that these people came on hard times and that in the Bible the prophets were also filthy bums on the streets of Jerusalem, but that biblical crap doesn’t hold up in the 21st century. I saw that stuff die, under the path of the Sherman’s that we used to intimidate the Koreans with. It is time to clean up these streets and wipe away these beggars. I will not stand for this behavior. And if the Beacon Free Press decides to run another story by a bum I will see to it that this paper will lose my audience and that of many of my likeminded friends who share a common love for an America without a Bum Epidemic. We are not Russia and I fought to keep it that way. I understand everyone has a right to be heard, but that right goes out the window the second these people decide to lay down, on America’s watch, and use our streets as a hammock as we all work extraordinarily hard to put food on the table. The Beacon Free Press owes it’s tax paying, god fearing citizens a sincere and public apology.

Cpl. Cliff White
57 Sergeant Ave
845 765 0401

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

On June 3rd 2009 approximately between 7 and 9 am: I Had This Dream

The sequence of events:
She asked me to shoot her out of the canon that was behind me in an open unfamiliar field, this girl I used to see. Knowing I wouldn’t refuse, she handed me a few hundred dollars in ones and fives, and one one hundred dollar bill. Graceful as a synchronized swimmer she lowered herself down into the canon, her arms outstretched straight and open palms together ready for flight. The shot echoes.
She went up like Fourth of July, and as she scattered beautifully across the sky pieces of her floated slowly down.
Before what was left of her could rain on me I realized the field had become a basketball court, one you might find in a high school gymnasium. The thick smell of maple polish is everywhere and at the other end, beneath the hoop, a tiny wheelchair, about the size of a coffee mug, catches my attention. On the sidelines, cheering for and reaching out for this almost molecule sized wheelchair is a pair of Hasidic Jews, a couple, who I know to be the parents of whatever is confined to the chair.
I realize the court has been converted for the time being into what feels like a high school dance. Slow R&B has gathered the awkward closeness of dancers freckled about the large space. Something like "If you're horny, let's do it / Ride it; my pony," or “This is how we do it,” is spilling from the DJ speakers.
The Hasidic chaperones point at me and scream at the wheelchair, that has only been swaying from side to side, the driver still hidden from view.
It spins around and suddenly we’re facing one another, well we’re toe to face, and I’m looking down at the small organism bound to the wheelchair.
A girl, she asks to dance and I bend down. Our dance looks like me bending down trying to gently put a collar on a very small puppy. It is the smallest dance ever danced.
This girl though, is two hacky sacks, one for a head and one for a body, with two toothpick arms and two toothpick legs and a brunette wig that sometimes is blonde in the DJ’s strobe light. Her smile is thin and long. She wears this smile like a red coffee stirrer. As we dance, all her emotion dwells in her one faint smile, stretched across her burlap colored face. I pinch her straw thin arms and pull to make her wheelchair move, afraid that if we move to fast her arms might come off.
Over my shoulder her Hasidic Jewish parents cheer our first dance on.
She is about the size of two stacked sugar cubes. Our dance is vulnerable, awkward, and hot in the spotlight. My knees begin to tire from bending down to meet her extraordinary lack of height. My arms tingle numb. This dance has grown old and I can tell her parents are waiting for me to propose. I haven’t the ring nor the commitment to this unusual affair.
My dance partner can read my mind and when she cries it’s like watching a piece of paper towel absorb a drop of water.
Her Hasidic father fidgets nervously, beads of sweat falling from beneath his thick black hat. Her mother clasps her fists together at her wrenched heart. The pressure is building.
I drop her toothpick arms and look at her damp burlap face and tell her it’s because she is too Jewish. I don’t want to tell her it’s because she is an inanimate object in a miniature wheelchair.
I look at her vampire parents and turn back to her and repeat… you’re just too Jewish.
Her glued on face absorbs the tears as her one-dimensional smile bends away.
She rolls slowly back to the other end of the floor, my tiny dancer.